C'mon, Dude!

Mark Driscoll from his blog at The Resurgence said re: a room full of "suits":

"I was one of the only people in the room not in a suit, as I somehow missed the dress code, but everyone was gracious despite my black button-up shirt with skulls and crossbones and matching Affliction boots covered in serpents."

Now, I'm a fan of "The Drizz" in many ways and don't know him personally, but allow me to call him out for a moment (like I'm the first to do so):

1.) This is not the first time this has happened to you.
2.) Does it mean you are stupid ...
3.) Or are you a "rebel"?
4.) Are you 15 years old or something? Why are you wearing those things? And why are you telling us about it?